Not once in the history of mankind has this ever worked for the teacher. Never. Ever. Ever. If you want to be the cool teacher, wear cargo shorts and say a swear word on the first day of class. Don’t go out to the court and get hit with a shammgod so dirty the janitor had to pull overtime to clean it up. Guy hit not one, but two somersaults. Goes without saying he has to leave the school, right? Can’t go to class monday and try to enforce any rules.
“Tristan, stop talking or I’m giving you a detention”
“How those ankles doing bitch”