I don’t know you, but I love you.
When I first heard this story and saw the pictures, it seemed like a coincidence. But then you learn my man Loren Chen runs an NBA site, and it all comes together (if you’re reading this Loren, I’m very sorry I’m not linking to your site but you’re our rival. Again, so sorry). The first wager being of course in reference to the Warriors 73-9 season, and the second in reference to them blowing the 3-1 lead. I love the long game he plays though, because if he doesn’t win and get to come back the next day, the joke never lands. You need the 301 in there to understand the 739.
If you don’t think the “Warriors blew a 3-1 lead” joke is still funny, you’re lame. Plain and simple, you’re a lame person. That will FOREVER be funny. Golden State could rip off 10 championships, and I’ll still be on an island hating them, and reminding everyone that they once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals. Now as I reference, this guy also runs a basketball blog. Hell of a way to get publicity, and I respect the hell out of it. If anyone has a hook up at Wheel of Fortune, Price is Right, or whatever show Wayne Brady’s doing nowadays, hit me up because we need someone on TV ASAP thanks.