Ted Cruz Has Become Self Aware About Looking Like Grayson Allen

If you think for one second that Ted Cruz wrote any of those tweets, you’re a professional dumb person. Dude doesn’t have an ounce of normal human behavior in his bones. We’re talking about a man who stood in Indiana, the home of basketball, and called a hoop a “basketball ring” while trying to recreate a scene from Hoosiers. The NRA or Exxon probably told him that they need him to win an election in the future, and that the framework for that starts now.

So no, Ted Cruz didn’t “destroy” Deadspin. But, he’s one step closer to being a human being. Thank you, Twitter.


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