Paul Needs Answers: Do The Presidents Ears Pop On Air Force One?

Just listen for a minute, please.


There’s President Obama  Trump (it’s like writing the date, it’s going to take a minute to get used to) getting off of his plane in Japan let’s say. Greeting him is the prime minister/president/whatever they have. Are you seriously telling me that the President has to tell the person greeting him that they’ll have to speak up, because his ears haven’t unpopped yet? Or even in air, they have whole meetings up there. Have you ever tried talking on a plane? It’s very very difficult, I can’t imagine what it’s like at a table with like 6 other people. Are they having meetings where everyone at the tables ears are popped?

No. Obviously not. The President of the United State doesn’t have time to waste waiting for his ears to pop. They’re doing everything on Air Force one you’re not supposed to do. Making calls, playing on the internet, Barry O probably lit a spliff or two mid-air (and Slick Willy for that matter). Not an engineer or physicist, but the science must be available to have an air cabin that doesn’t make your ears pop. Maybe it has to do with pumping more oxygen in. Maybe they have some sort of Willy Wonka-esque potion to help. All I know is that I’m onto this conspiracy.


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