Sorry to interrupt your football Sunday, but I wouldn’t do it unless it were something critical.

Some days just start better than others. Maybe it’s a really good muffin, a nice sunrise, or a nice run (exercise nerds). Today, for me, it was the second coming of our Savior, Matthew Dellevadova. Yes, there’s two. Yes, my life’s better because of that. Yes, your life’s better because of that. Yes, the whole world’s better because of that.

Forget the Griffeys and the Currys. Welcome the new first family of sports, the Dellevadovas. Give it another decade and we’ll have an All-Star PG, Aussie Open Champ, and Pro-Bowl kicker all with our family name. OUR family name. We’re all Dellevadovas now. *someone find the family crest so I can get it tatted on my buttocks*