My mans is just trying to put enough money together to have a fun Friday and Saturday night. It would make more sense for him to have a signing on Saturday than Thursday, because there’s probably lots of people that’ll fly in Friday night and be looking for something to do Saturday. But that’s how you know JFF’s got something big planned for Friday night. Big enough that he’s got no hopes of waking up before 8 o’clock Saturday night.
Maybe mom and pops cut him off. Either way, even if I had billions of dollars, there’s not one person in the world I would pay $50 to take a selfie with. This sucks for you Johnny Football fans (looking at you Millzy), because you don’t go from selling signatures outside of a Marshalls to playing in the NFL again. Would be the comeback of the century.