Full transparency, I don’t know what you call a darts competition. I went with match, and that’s what we’ll roll with.
Guy’s my new hero. Because this is such a dumb move. Not like he’s jumping on the field and stealing the college football championship trophy. Stupid darts trophy (surprisingly large) (that’s what she said) (or he, it’s 2017 be progressive people). Meaning this guy’s not doing it for the fame or the publicity. He’s just sitting there, bored, at the darts event, and he did something about it. When your boy’s bored, he does something involving mini donuts. Which, objectively, isn’t a terrible thing, but it’s not as memorable. So keep doing your thing, mysterious Darts trophy thief. See you at the Checkers championship.