Carson Wentz Still Not Used To The Big City, Buys His O-Line Shotguns For Xmas


The Eagles’ offensive line can take care of themselves thanks to the gift given by Carson Wentz. The rookie quarterback endeared himself to the men up front by buying each of them a Beretta shotgun for Christmas. Each is personalized with the player’s number engraved on the butt of the gun. “This is an awesome gun. I’m excited about it,” said Allen Barbre, a fellow hunter. Barbre believes the Beretta model is a Silver Pigeon, which retails around $2,000 a pop. “I don’t know if I’ll shoot it, though. It’s pretty nice.”

I’d love a show of Carson Wentz doing big city stuff. Like eating a cheese steak. Kicking pigeons. Avoiding flyers and mixtapes from guys on the sidewalk. Ya know, normal city stuff.

Because it’s very obvious here the guy’s still 100% country. Not even an iota of the big city in his blood. Which I’m not saying is a bad thing, nor am I saying the guns aren’t a dope gift. In a time when everyone’s buying TVs, cars, and jet skis for their line, a shotgun’s definitely memorable. And useful to fend off Eagles fans after losing seasons.


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