Marquette King Just Put Travis Kelce In a Body Bag

KNEEL DOWN TO THE KING

Stop stepping into the ring with Marquette King. I didn’t have an issue with Travis Kelce at all, even when he did the reality show. Gotta build up your brand wherever you can. Is he a poor man’s Gronk? Yes, but nonetheless, a poor man’s Gronk’s still something most of us would love to be.

But now, he’s dead. Donezo. Not even a poor man’s Gronk. Don’t tell me how Travis Kelce “trolled Marquette King so well last night” (looking at you Deadspin). Chiefs should cut him. Because you can’t have a man in a body bag at tight end.

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