Been there a million times, where you’re either missing the kickoff, or missing an entire game because of Church. Definitely the reason Church turns to a ghost town when your city’s team has a noon kickoff.
Lucky for Dallas fans, this Church found a solution, throwing on the jumbotron at the front of the Church with the Cowboys game. Love the move, and very surprised this is the first time we’ve heard of it come out of Texas, where Church and football are 1a and 1b in importance ranking.
But this seems like a trap. You know the priest is looking at everyone watching the game and making mental notes. Like when you’re 16 and your mom says “Yeah you can definitely have a beer at the family party”, even though you know if you go grab a beer you’ll be in hot water.