Chicago Heights Strip Club Giving Free Lap Dances If Cubs Win Tonight

Via Fox 32:

Club 390, an upscale gentlemen’s club located in Chicago Heights, is offering a unique twist should the Cubs win Game 7 Wednesday. Guests at the club that arrive by 8:00 PM, and who are present at the end of the game, will receive a free lap dance if the Cubs win the World Series. In addition, all guests will receive a complimentary champagne toast, win or lose at the end of the game. “We’ve waited 108 years for a Cubs championship and I thought, what the heck, let’s do something crazy”, remarks Tom Dolan the club’s general manager.

Never have I ever been prouder to be from Chicago Heights. Think about the year we’ve had. Ultra got renovated. We got a Snapchat filter. Tyler Ulis is in the league. Now 390’s making their name known to the world, with free lap dances to everyone at the club if the Cubs win tonight, which I presume will be the same 4 guys that are there every Wednesday night after their shifts at Aryzta.

Love the quote that “we’ve been waiting 108 years for a Cubs championship”, like 390 has been on that corner for 108 years and is a monument of Chicagoland. Happy the South Suburbs are giving everything they’ve got to the Cubs cause. I’ve heard 390’s got a fire buffet, but I really hope I never find that out first hand. Enjoy those Wednesday night strippers during the game!

UPDATE: just re-read the quote where it calls 390 a “upscale night club”, I’m in tears

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