One of the them is the defensive coordinator of the best defense in the NFL. The other’s always on TV, on the defensive for the worst person in the world (according to the polls). And I’m around 98.567% sure that they’re the same person.
Talking of course about Wade Phillips and Newt Gingrich. Let’s go to the tape to scrutinize the similarities:
When was the last time you saw the two of them in the same place at the same time? It’s just convenient that Phillips is from Orange, Texas and Gingrich went to school in Georgia, where they sometimes grow oranges. Not enough evidence for you? Wade was a coach in Atlanta for a time, and his son coaches for the Washington Redskins- who play in a town that Newt once worked. How about that Newt probably (I didn’t feel like opening a new tab to research) got money from the oil companies during his campaigns, and Wade coached in Texas, where there’s a lot of oil. And last but not least, Wade’s real first name? Harold. Newt’s home town? Har(OLD)risburg, Pennsylvania. The defense rests.
Stay woke to this, and remember who reported on it first. Keep an eye out for this today, and don’t let the mainstream media suppress it.