Evidence Beginning to Mount that Tebow’s at Least a Prophet

First let’s remember what Tebow did this summer:

Literally raising the dead, strong start. And then he pulls this one out of his back pocket this week:

I’m a very proud Christian, and therefore this might not be the right thing to say, but if we get one more of these from Tebow, we need to check if his father was a carpenter and if his mother was a virgin when she gave birth to Tim.

Takes two miracles to get canonized in the Catholic Church, and Tebow’s already there (@pope francis). If not the Second Coming, he’s a prophet and a saint. Almost to the point where if I had to pick between a priest and Tebow to give me a blessing, I’d have no choice but to pick Timmy. If the Mets don’t have him heel the throats of the fans after the game as part of a promotion at some point next season, they should lose their franchise.

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