Anyone who’s grown up in a place where there was seemingly nothing to do knows that when your boredom hits, and you’ve run out of things to do, you get creative, imaginative, and stupid.
That’s perpetually Buffalo. They ran out of things to do like 15 years ago I think, and are now just getting creatively stupid, especially at tailgates. Diving through tables gets old after a while, thus we have pepperoni stick fights (first 55 seconds of the video below):
Love it. Need fighting with big sticks of meat in my life. I’m secure enough with my heterosexuality that I can say I want to fight meat sticks with somebody. Would be great if our unofficial sponsor D&D Foods could help us with the logistics.