I want to be an Ocean guy. A guy that’ll go to the beach, and then swim out into the ocean, without fear of sharks, whales, etc.
But now Denver Nugget Wilson Chandler pulled this thing out of the water over the weekend, and it’s the final straw.
Wtf is that thing. Fish aren’t supposed to be the size of an obese man. If it’s over 20 pounds, it’s no longer a fish. It’s a whale, and a human eater. That thing’s 350 pounds, so there goes 71% of the Earth that I’ll never be interacting with.
Thanks Wilson Chandler, you ruined the Ocean.