Not to attack the man’s intelligence, but he tried to trademark that phrase after last Olympics, and his post-swim interviews are infamous.
So let’s go for it, then, and break the story here on Crossover Report of what most likely happened. Ryan enjoyed himself a little after his final race. Don’t blame the guy, especially since he’s got some time off before his next drug test. Probably uber easy to get that kind of stuff in Rio now, with the high demand.
Then, Ryan took a seat in bed, watched Taken with his bros, and KO’d. Woke up the next day, confused about whether he had a wild dream, or lived a wild night. Flipped a mental coin, and just ran with the story. Convinced fellow swim bros that that’s what happened, and here we are days later.
Never end, Rio. Never end.