Maybe we start sending our people back to the States immediately after their events are over? Don’t even change, let’s hop right on the flights.
Ryan Lochte, of bad hair fame, was out and about on the town Saturday night, when a couple of fake cops pulled over their cab, and told everyone to get down on the ground, so he could jack their stuff. But our boy Ryan decided to be an activist, and refused to get on the ground, telling dude that he “didn’t do anything wrong”.
Fake cop steps up, cocks the gun, and puts it to Ryan’s face. Lochte sat the duck down, and handed over his wallet.
What makes this story even more interesting, is the IOC flat out refuting this story. Despite Ryan posting about it all over social media. Despite a Brazilian swimmer saying he was there with Lochte.