OLYMPIC UPDATE: 61 Year Old Kenyan Coach Impersonates Athlete, Pisses Everywhere

Click bait at its best.

Rio’s going about as good as we all thought that it would. We’ve got runners getting vomited on, kayakers flipping over couches, and pools filled with algae.

And now, another classic from our friends out in Kenya. Ole John Anzrah was sent home from the games, and will be suspended, after he tried to impersonate an athlete. All the way to the point that he provided a urine sample for drug testing.

When I first heard the story, I’ll admit, I was dumb enough to think this guy just enjoyed taking piss tests, thus the title. But then after reading a few more posts, it hit me that ole boy was trying to cover up for another athlete. Only problem, John’s 61 years old. Hard to pass as a 61 year old track athlete. Apparently he was trying to get bribe journalists to find out when the drug tests were? Something along those lines. All that you need to know is that Rio continues to live up to expectations.

 

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