And you thought America was soft? Look at the rest of the world!
Yuri Van Gelder, who sounds like he parties, was sent home today for “violating team rules” by having a few drinks on Saturday night. Van Gelder had just qualified for the finals of the rings, and wanted to celebrate. But noooooo old No Fun Netherlands wasn’t going to let that happen.
7 years ago, Van Gelder got in trouble for snorting a few lines of coca before his world championship match, and subsequently got suspended for the 2012 Olympics. If anything, you should be happy, Netherlands, that he’s within spitting distance of all the cocaine he could want, and all he’s doing is sipping dranks.
Our guys are out at brothels and stuff, and we’re not doing anything about it. And that’s why America will always be the greatest to ever do this whole “country” thing.