Chris Sale Went All Samurai Jack in the White Sox Clubhouse Today

White Sox thought they got rid of all the children after they kicked out Adam Laroche’s kid this offseason. False.

Chris Sale didn’t like those ugly White Sox throwback jerseys pictured above, and made that clear to the front office. They didn’t care, obviously, because it’s a great promotional tool. So he went all Samurai Jack on the jerseys and chopped them up. ALL OF THEM. EVERY JERSEY IN THE CLUBHOUSE.

I’m still reluctant to believe that he cut up all of them, yet that’s the reports, confirmed across the board, first by Fan Rag Sports. How in the hell does one man cut up all of them? How would nobody stop them? He’s just got scissors in the corner, and going one at a time down the seams?

We need answers.

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