Lindsey Vonn Made the Least Subtle, Most Disgusting Joke About Her Relationship With JJ Watt Last Night

Is going from Tiger Woods to JJ Watt an upgrade? If I knew how to make a poll or something on here, I would. But this isn’t the most technologically savvy operation at the moment, so debate me on Twitter.

Major digression there, let’s get to the story. JJ Watt never ceases to be uncomfortably nice and humble. But now he’s with Vonn, and she’s only a few years removed from having 5-ways with Tiger, or whatever they do. Like making Charlie Sheen an altar boy and expecting him to not chug the wine.

When asked about coming off of his groin injury, JJ lifelessly complemented his teammates and the training staff.

Then ole girl rolls into the conversation, and says “And lots of massages [helped]…in the groin area”. EW. EW. EW. EW. EW. EW. ESPN’S OWNED BY DISNEY. EW. EW. EW. EW. EW.

 

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