Juan Uribe Doesn’t Wear a Cup Because He’s Hung Like a Horse

The Cleveland Indians third baseman took a 106 mph ground ball to the family jewels on a game against the Los Angeles Angels Sunday.  Turds.  Massive testicular contusion. Double turds (y’all better get the Caddyshack reference).

He was then asked about why he wasn’t wearing a cup…

Guy has to measure his jimmy wang with first down markers. I wonder what career path Juan can pursue after baseball.



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