3 Ideas For The Balls To Make More Money, And Be More Famous

Lavar Ball’s wants to be everywhere, and he’s damn close. He was on First Take. Bleacher Report basically lives at his house. Even 247 sports reports that teams “won’t take into consideration Lavar Ball” when making their draft boards, you bet your buns Lavar will be courtside at each game. That being said, what Lavar wants more than anything is to be famous. And most importantly, for his family … Continue reading 3 Ideas For The Balls To Make More Money, And Be More Famous

Pats Fan Refuses To Let ESPN Use His Patriots Tweet For The Best Reason Possible

this guy is at the #BostonMarathon right now motivating the runners. i love boston. pic.twitter.com/jOT6kmRJhK — abdul 🚀 (@Advil) April 17, 2017 @ESPNAssignDesk after the witch hunt ESPN led against tom brady? absolutely the fuck not. in fact block me right now. go fuck yourselves. — abdul 🚀 (@Advil) April 17, 2017 Have you guys noticed I’m getting better at writing click-bait headlines? Like you … Continue reading Pats Fan Refuses To Let ESPN Use His Patriots Tweet For The Best Reason Possible

Texas Spending $10,000+ PER LOCKER In Updated Football Locker Room

At #Texas UT's new lockers are pretty hi-tech. Each has a 43-inch flat screen & locker doors glow. Cost: $10,500 per. pic.twitter.com/P4je7D4LQq — Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) April 14, 2017 There’s the obvious thing to talk about, but we’re not going to talk about that first. Let’s instead talk about how this locker STINKS as a locker. Honestly looks like what I imagine a stripper’s locker … Continue reading Texas Spending $10,000+ PER LOCKER In Updated Football Locker Room

It’s Time Marshawn Lynch Becomes, Simply, Marshawn

BTW, it's time Marshawn Lynch becomes just Marshawn. He's earned the one name designation pic.twitter.com/EEvaYu9z5F — Crossover Report (@CrossoverReport) April 14, 2017 An outpouring of news yesterday. Aaron Hernandez gets acquitted of two murders. Phil Jackson tells Melo he can go somewhere. And arguably the most important, Marshawn Lynch agreed to terms with the Raiders (even though the Seahawks still have his rights, don’t worry … Continue reading It’s Time Marshawn Lynch Becomes, Simply, Marshawn

Tom Herman Knows What Championship Pee Looks Like

Went to take a leak in Moncrief and this was hanging above the toilet. Tom Herman's attention to detail is real 😳 pic.twitter.com/FoAMbkf56K — Anwar Richardson (@AnwarRichardson) April 11, 2017 LONGHORNS 2018 CFB CHAMPS BY A MILLION I imagine Tom Herman having a receptacle that gathers alllllll the pee of the Texas football team, and looking at the composite of it based on this chart. … Continue reading Tom Herman Knows What Championship Pee Looks Like

Shocker, ORU Hoops Started Stinking After Not Letting Tattooed & Non-Devout Christians Play

.@holcombOKBLITZ breaks down the #ORU firing of Scott Sutton. pic.twitter.com/Ep724jLwfL — Scott Pfeil (@scottpfeil) April 11, 2017 I’m all for Jesus, let’s start there. Huge fan of the Holy Trinity and the greater powers that be. But being able to understand that there are people that aren’t currently devout Christians, and thus barring them from attending your university, isn’t how Christianity’s meant to work. Go … Continue reading Shocker, ORU Hoops Started Stinking After Not Letting Tattooed & Non-Devout Christians Play

Netflix Watch Of The Week: The Fundamentals Of Caring

Took off the “must-watch” because I felt that was too aggressive for some of the movies I’ll have on here. Burning Sands? That was a must watch. Fundamentals of Caring? Okay, you don’t HAVE to watch it. But like, hear me out. Paul Rudd’s the most underrated actor of our generation. Him and Jason Sudeikis. Both uniquely funny and witty, and immensely underappreciated. This movie … Continue reading Netflix Watch Of The Week: The Fundamentals Of Caring

This Bears Fan That Can Tell You Any Bears Score Since 1999 Is Doing God’s Work

We're on hour 2 of the rain delay, this guy told me he can name the score of any Bears game in the last 16 years. He hasn't been wrong yet pic.twitter.com/MyIttUlxEk — Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) April 11, 2017 I don't want this rain delay to ever end pic.twitter.com/IPGDjW85w8 — Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) April 11, 2017 This guy needs to be on America's Got Talent … Continue reading This Bears Fan That Can Tell You Any Bears Score Since 1999 Is Doing God’s Work

I, Paul Lamb, Am Officially Declaring For The NBA Draft

Really, a dream come true for me. Ever since I was a small child, I’ve wanted to go undrafted in the NBA draft. And folks, here we are. Today was the day. According to Complex, any one can enter the draft, all you have to do is go ahead and send an inquiry to the league, as an underclassmen, declaring yourself for the draft. So … Continue reading I, Paul Lamb, Am Officially Declaring For The NBA Draft